I find myself with an unexpected day off, because either teachers are powering through for the last week of school or all the other substitutes are like FUCK TAKE ALL THE JOBS. So let's take this opportunity to talk about TV Shows As Boyfriends/Girlfriends/Significant Others because...reasons ( Read more... )

Of all the things I expected to ship when I buckled and started watching Teen Wolf, THIS WAS NOT IT:


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No, I really, really love mandarin orange season. So much better than actual oranges, man, and way less mess. Tiny and sweet and they fit in the palm of your hand. Just. Mmmmmm.

So I maintain that there is no wrong way to eat a mandarin, but I have slightly insane rules about how I eat mine:

• Don't be a wuss, start the peeling with a bite. Guaranteed ( Read more... )

Officially giving myself Saturdays off for posting because writing club means I'm away from the internet for most of the day D: And yesterday was eaten up by cutting up caribou, and I won't even post the pictures I have, that's how much I love you guys <3

BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS


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I got a reply back from the writing tutor job people wanting an interview (after they made me describe the use of a comma a WEEK ago)--but this is the job where they warn that they could HIRE you and not USE you, so you might not actually get PAID. Still, i need to line that shit up.

Also on today's to do list is Apply For Two Different State Jobs ( ( Read more... )

Today instead of doing anything productive, I channeled all of my Louis feels into a Louis/Harold-the-frightened-associate tumblr not-fic. YES YOU CAN ALL JUDGE ME A LOT.

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CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THIS MAN IS RUINING MY LIFE


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sorry sorry i don't mean to get any P!atD (or whatever the acronym is?) fans excited, I'm just on the other end of a mild panic attack and can't think of anything clever ( Read more... )

urghdfgsjfgs BUT HER LIFE WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER WITH ONE, dogs are awesome and she's been alone in her house for too long and she keeps saying she doesn't have time/doesn't want one but she does and she would augh augh augh ( Read more... )

Sooo. You know you're a slash fan when you wake up humming All I Ever Wanted from Prince of Egypt for no good reason, then you stop and go--

Huh. Those two dudes are not related.

So maybe Ramses losing his shit everywhere was because of a serious case of UST, because all those times he wrestled with his brown-bare-skinned brother, every time his ( Read more... )